What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.