How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse