Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.