What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.