What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.