Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.