Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying