What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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They take things literally

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!