What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan