What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !