Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.