Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.