Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.