Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...