What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael