New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked