Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.