Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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They tell you.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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It was counter-inuitive.

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Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.