Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.