Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo