What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.