Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
D'oh-ta 2
Bi-polar
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
He's a fungi
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Because he was soda-pressing
Diet Coke.
Dairy
The Y.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
