Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.