What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!