What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.