Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum