What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.