What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"