What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.