What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'