What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.