Your mum
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Either your mum, your wife or you.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Mini-Mum
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
My mum.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
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She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
A minimum.
When they scream they make no sense
Mum: "Just to make sure"
I went to Canada with my mum once"
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
A lardvark!
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Because it hides their teeth.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
Nelson Candela
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
