Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.