What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.