What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper