What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a greedy Christian?

A moreman.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.