What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.