What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond