What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!