What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "