What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.