What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent