Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.