Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.