Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.