What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.