What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.