Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos