Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.