What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.