What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac