What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...