What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.