What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.