Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.