Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.