What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.