What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow