What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.