What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.