What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.