How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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It got stuck in a crack.

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Cause I stepped on it.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!