How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!