Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.