What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.