Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah