Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant