Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini