What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.