What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.