Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)