Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Previous Random Joke Next

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !