What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon