What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.