What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.