What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.