Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.