Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.